Dear Amy (from last year),
Well done on finishing Uni. The ride begins. In a couple of months the unspeakable will happen. You’ll meet someone else. You’ll meet joe, who will treat you like an intelligent, beautiful woman. You’re also going to lose your best friends, you’ll start working for a door to door company, and become a self obsessed freak. It’s gunna be about money, and growth and management and being able to make all your dreams come true. Sorry honey, but it’s a lie. Joe will make your dreams come true. He’ll move in with you and become part of the family and you’ll be part of his. You’ll be sat here 8 months later alone, whilst Joe’s out socialising and god you feel alone, but you know you blew it with your social life, and depriving him of his is unfair after 3 years boozing/fucking/dancing.
Anyway, read your letter from nan again.
I’m tired and emotional and volatile.